What I realized was that I pretty much obliterate the computer screen. I have a smaller laptop (in my defense) and the simple act of putting myself in front of it blocks any and all intruders, snoops and voyeurs. See, if I was as slim as I thought I wanted to be, I would have been all nervous, leaning into the screen, sitting crooked, trying to put the laptop on my lap---hey, wait a minute...oh never mind. This extra weight is an unexpected gift. Who Knew???? Along with the ability to warm myself on a cold day (or an already excruciatingly hot one) with one quick power surge, I also have a built in privacy shield (or force field, as it were).
Just when I thought life was handing me too many lemons!
Go ahead skinny girl! Put all your business out there! |
It Takes Two! But I still got that password! |
Nah-anh! Not today! I can eat my streudel, surf and still block you! |
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